does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
i have two moods:
1. everybody get the fuck away from me
2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me
there is no in between
happy birthday someone
I like reblogging this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE